When I had the chance, I used to watch “The Big Bang Theory.”

One of my favorite episodes focused on Sheldon Cooper’s deep rivalry with Wil Wheaton, who routinely ran rings around poor Sheldon.

At one point, Sheldon was so mad, he renamed his bowling team “The Wesley Crushers.”

And when Wil Wheaton comes on the scene, he declares:

“Hey Look! They named their team after me!”

And in a way, that is precisely what the Torrance Democratic Club has done.

Of course, just like Sheldon Cooper, they write too much, and think too much, and don’t have a real sense of wit or style.

They must really like me, since they insist on wearing my name on their shirts:

What can I say? They are slowly but surely changing the name of their club!

Oh, and it gets better!

Check out this latest REEEEEEEEEEE! from the Torranec Democratic Club President Jimmy Gow:

They are OBSESSED WITH ME!

Here’s the picture/meme:

You really have to pity these people. They don’t know how to spell. They are functionally illiterate. Now that they have started a fan club with my name on it, they are more than welcome to hire me as their tutor, too!

Check out the people who liked the post, too:

A grand total of seven people liked Jimmy Gow’s post. That is pretty sad. They need to work on building their “Fan Club” numbers.

At any rate, here are the full comments/rants/whining/whinging/reeeeeeee from the Torrance Democratic Club about yours truly:

I am thrilled that the Torrance Democratic Club is accepting my arguments about the Alabama Hate Group known as “The Southern Poverty Law Center.”

I am glad that they are renaming their club after me (little by little).

I am glad that they are accepting real logic, i.e. standing up to LGBT perversion is necessary.

I am certainly glad that they are willing to recognize that the Southern Poverty Law Center is a hate group.

Last of all, I can only hope that they learn to spell. It’s too bad.

“Look! They named their team after me!”

There’s “Living in your head rent free.”

Then there’s “Having the penthouse in your head.”

And then there’s “Taking over the world.”

I think the Torrance Democratic Club has pretty much given me the keys to the city, state, and country in their heads–rent free!

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