The Democratic Party: May the Farce Be With You

As a kid, I collected MAD Magazines. Besides the weird
covers with Alfred E. Neuman’s gap-toothed naïve grin and the Spy v. Spy
cartoons, one of my favorite strips was called “Good News, Bad News, Good
News.” One of the most memorable strips went like this: “GOOD News: you are watching
you favorite sitcom. Bad News: A special report from the President interrupts.
Good News: You get twice the laughs.” That’s how I felt watching the latest
Democratic Party Presidential debate after watching the Fifth Republican
debate.

Hillary (Computerartanddesign)

Good News: Regarding the Fifth GOP Debate, Ted Cruz had the
best night, and Donald Trump is losing in Iowa. Hopefully, Cruz can gain
momentum in South Carolina and Nevada, since New Hampshire tends to shy away
from social conservatives. I have heard nothing but good news from the
Republicans, at least those who talk about enforcing the rule of law, with a
credible walk to make it happen. For the most part, I stopped watching the
Republican debates in earnest. I am impressed with this cadre (not clown car) of
candidates. More reasons to say Good News: Jeb is dying, Kasich is frying, and
the rest of the candidates are trying and winning. At this point, I could even
vote for Donald Trump.  Of course I care
about my party’s pick in 2016. I just know the candidates whom I want, and I
have heard all the talk.

Now for the Bad News: Democrats are still running for
President (but fewer of them, including RINO Lindsey Graham, who thankfully
dropped out). They are not just promoting but extending President Obama’s Big Government,
anti-American agenda. They are doubling down on the same illiberal lunacy which
has dragged this country backwards while the rest of the developed (and
developing) world has embraced center-right governments and free market
economics.

Good News: Listening to the Democrats actually debate one
another, and trip over reality with their fantasy positions, nothing could be funnier
or encouraging. I got twice the laughs, and I was not laughing with those three
sick self-sycophants. How can anyone describe the three remaining Democratic
presidential candidates? A nonentity who plays the guitar, plus a more
dangerous, socialist form of Fred and Ethel Mertz arguing who will give more of
other people’s money to those unwilling to work or contribute. Nyuck Nyuck
Nyuck! Another Al Jaffe fold-up could expose these three Dems: collapsing.

Their opening statements were all kinds of funny. To hear
these anti-capitalist cronies rail against Wall Street and the stagnant
economy, how can you not laugh? Have the missed the fact that their President
has created this massive inequality in the country? Bernie Sanders apologized
to Hillary Clinton on behalf of his staff, who breached her campaign data.
Bermie said “Sorry”, and yet Hillary can’t say anything about the four dead
diplomats in Benghazi, the thousands of classified emails on a private server,
her husband’s spate of peccadilloes, or her former supervisor’s failures. I
repeat: how can you not laugh at the irony?

Yes, of course, the NRA is the source of all evils in the
world. To their credit (and my surprise), the moderators pushed back against
the hollow talking points – Bam! Bam! – More people are buying guns, including
women! So, the Democratic Party is losing the pro-gun vote? Great. They have already
shot their chances full of holes rallying around a family name with more
dubious distinctions than an Omnibus bill. Are all those law-abiding Americans
wrong for wanting to protect themselves? The Progressive Left has gotten so
lazy, both intellectually as well as politically. “Tax more, spend more! Regulation
will make us richer!” I almost expected them to stay “Ignorance is Intelligence”
and “War is Peace.” Watch out for the boot in your face forever.

Martin O’Malley outright lied when he claimed that his
administration helped passed sensible gun laws. Uh, then why in 2014 did
thousands of protesting Marylanders rally to the steps of the state capitol,
protesting those gun grabbing attempts? How come a wide array of Old Liners
vote in a real Republican who expanded the Second Amendment, and no one cried
about it?

Hillary took her time in the bathroom. Was she flushing away
more emails? At the end, she tried desperately to appeal to the Millenials with
“May the Force Be With You.” Sorry, Secretary. Many of “the young people” prefer
Grandpa Bernie, and they hate Halloween costumes and free speech. So stop
scaring them with your face.

The progressive Three Stooges debated the same slapstick
stupidity, too. College is too expensive, yet not worth the paper money printed
to pay for it. Climate change is the greatest threat facing us. Yet the last
time anyone noticed, a shaft of light from the sun or a cold wind on a December
weekend never killed anyone. Neither do guns. Those terrorists who shout “Allahu
Akbar!” and collect bloody money from ISIS offshore accounts? Yeah, they kill
people.

Forget “Good News. Bad News”. The Democratic debate turned
into “May the Farce Be With you.” This is a joke. Isn’t the Democratic Party ashamed
of itself? Deep in debt, cannot pay of their interest groups, they have nothing
left for President besides three old white frauds. The Democracy has lost a
vast majority of the governor’s seats (Jon Bel Edward’s upset in Louisiana
means nothing since the state is getting redder, and the GOP challenger had a
bad past) and legislative seats across the country. The conservatives (the true
Rebel Alliance) across the Magnificent Fifty are asserting not just announcing their
principles. The liberal left has to depend on dying GOP Establishment figures
like Mitch McConnell, who
just got slammed again by my First Pick for President to enact their slow,
degrading agenda. We are all paying attention this time. We the People are no
longer helpless bystanders watching the federal government burn through our
nation’s wealth with relentless fiat money printing.

Republicans going into 2016 can smile, shrug our shoulders,
and say: “What, me worry?”