We are living in Bizarre AMERICA….
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• If a mentally-ill dude pretends to be a woman, you are
required to pretend with him.
required to pretend with him.
• Some how It’s un-American for the census to count how many
Americans are in America.
Americans are in America.
• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal
Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
• It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of
Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old
enough to vote.
enough to vote.
• Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens
are good.
are good.
• Illegals aren't required to show ID, but citizens can't
buy cough medicine without it.
buy cough medicine without it.
• Citizens are fined if they don’t buy their own health
insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.
insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.
• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery
reparations to people who have never been slaves.
reparations to people who have never been slaves.
• Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people
in restaurants is virtuous.
in restaurants is virtuous.
• People who have never been to college should pay the debts
of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but
you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate
must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American
gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American
gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5
trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if
you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
• Politicians who say that the President is not above the
law put illegal immigrants above the law.
law put illegal immigrants above the law.
• People who say there is no such thing as gender are
demanding a female President.
demanding a female President.
• Illegals don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
• We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and
it seems like a great plan to us.
it seems like a great plan to us.
• Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President
to be on the ballot is good.
to be on the ballot is good.
• Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women
dressed as vaginas are good.
dressed as vaginas are good.
• Some people are held responsible for things that happened
before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they
are doing right now.
before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they
are doing right now.
• criminals are caught and released to hurt more people but
stopping them is bad.
stopping them is bad.