The Democratic Party: Movin' Like Bernie |
Independent Socialist US Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont is rising in the polls, threatening Hillary Clinton along her left-flank.
As soon as he announced, the jokes started flowing about "Weekend at Bernie's", and this writer could not help himself.
Researching "Weekend at Bernie's", I discovered rap song "Movin' Like Bernie", based on the not-so-stellar sequel to the movie. In that film, a couple of goons brings Dead Bernie Lomax to life, and as long as he listens to music, he starts moving along with his head tilted back until he finds a buried treasure off the coast of an island. Such is the ideology of socialism. People can listen to music and do nothing, then suddenly find easy wealth.
Of course, that wealth ends up being taken by force, and redistributed to others. I
Here is "Movin' Like Bernie":
Like Bernie
Like Bernie
We're like Bernie
(Movin' like Berney, we movin' like Bernie
Well it's the weekend, we movin' like Berney) x2
Hey! yeah, so awesome, got a dance too
You gon' start movin' even if you ain't plan to
Believe it or not it's easy as steps one two,
Hold yah head back like a nosebleed comin' through
The socialist ideology of Bernie Sanders will make a lot of heads and noses bleed. It is a violent political force, in which the state takes from creators and makes more takers. Men and women riot in the streets when they don't get what the government promises them
Knowin' you, you already want somethin' new,
Get loose off the vodka, pass me the Goose,
Is it true? You ain't never been to the boo?
Here's a scoop: We can make it do what it do
This is church, it's a family, not a group
Socialism is like a church, in that it promotes a fanatical ideology which no one can take seriously once looking into its specifics. Bernie Sanders is a cult phenomenon, too, for a country filled with economic and historical illiterates who have not learned or read up on the fallout of socialist policies and their communistic culmination.
Other brothers from other mothas, and still cool.
Otha colors, with otha struggles and still move
These motha bustas, they try to rush us and still do
We don't dance no mo, but we will groove
I'm so fresh, so fresh, lookin' real smooth,
shawty real cute, take a pill, ooh
and I'm likin' how she walk in high heel shoes
What 'cha drinkin'? Gon' let it sink in, we do this every weekend,
We move it like Berney
What 'cha thinkin'? I'm thinkin' bout freakin', we hit it to the beat and
We move it like Berney
[Movin' like Berney, we movin' like Berney
Well it's the weekend, we movin' like Berney] x2
Socialism has an allure to it, and Grandpa Bernie attracts large and growing crowds more interested in this strange phenomenon. They are moving toward Bernie, and then start "movin' like Bernie": old and slow, going nowhere with their eyes in the air, and their hands hanging down.
I'm off the deep end, stomach needed treatment,
slur when I'm speakin', heads they done turnin',
I call from cheifin', eyes started leakin',
walkin' like i'm geekin', bud steady burnin'
we on the journey, movin' like Bernie
If it ain't about money, then it really don't concern me
you might as well tell, go 'head confirm it,
I'm tight as hell, sell spells, new bread for churnin'
I lost it once, second time, more determined,
I'm tryin' to make my cheese stay clumped like Sherman,
I'm big wormin', got the game squirmin',
If you don't know me by now, need ta learn it,
The Democratic Party has gone off the deep end, and the Bernie-mania is clear-cut proof. Anyone who looks closely at their party platform will feel sick to their stomach, too. The party has endorsed the restructuring of marriage and endorses abortion at any time on the taxpayer dime.
The party attacks gun owners and shopkeepers, mothers and fathers, and children who want to learn.
"If it ain;' about money, then it really don't concern me." The Democratic Party has been co=opted by Big Labor and Big Business, both of which are all about other people's money, spending taxpayer revenue on crony projects and buoying special interests.
What 'cha drinkin'? Gon' let it sink in, we do this every weekend,
We movin' like Berney
What 'cha thinkin'? I'm thinkin' bout freakin', we headed to the (beacon?)
We movin' like Berney
[Movin' like Berney, we movin' like Berney
Well it's the weekend, we movin' like Berney] x2
What are the Democratic partisans drinking in their heedless pursuit and support for Bernie Sanders? The koolaid, no doubt about it.
While you peacin', the step before the beat end,
We do it in a sequence, We move it like Bernie
She couldn't believe it, she started, it was easy,
add a little teasin, start groupin' to the Bernie,
We like a army, move it like Bernie
Socialism has a militancy to it, aided and abetted by university professors and media outlets pushing a Big Government agenda. An army of unthinking left-wing activists, young and old, are marching to the Bernie rap.
Listen to every verse, screwed, chopped, even germin'
I'm off the scale, male comin' and permin'
I never fail, bail, dale take it to the turn an'
we gon' try all the way to course and journey,
single file the crowd, preach it to 'em like a sermon
I'm Howard Stern & people eat the game like yes indeed,
with cheese, rush yah feet like Herman
Howard Stern has declared war with the Democratic Party. There is no way that he will be "Movin' Like Bernie".
Howard Stern not "Movin' Like Bernie" |
What 'cha drinkin'? Gon' let it sink in, we do this every weekend,
We movin' like Berney
What 'cha thinkin'? I'm thinkin' bout freakin', we headed to the (beacon?)
We movin' like Berney
[Movin' like Berney, we movin' like Berney
Well it's the weekend, we movin' like Berney] x2
While misguided youth and aggressive left-wing partisans are drinking who knows what and Movin' Like Bernie", the rest of the country is moving away from eight years of state-sponsored, elitist, zombie-like socialism. They want liberty, they want a renewal of this country's founding principles.