#TrainCrash: Rep. Bruce Poliquin is in Good Shape

A terrible train crash occurred in Virginia. The car was filled with House Reps and US Senators who were withdrawing for a retreat in West Virginia.

The train crashed into a dump truck on the tracks, and despite the shameful chorus of praise from evil liberal opponents, all the House Reps and US Senators are safe.

There has been one fatality, sadly. More news will be forthcoming from the public soon.

Here is a statement from the Maine Republican Party regarding the safety of Rep. Bruce Poliquin:

Friends, I know there is concern about how Bruce is doing after the train he was on this morning crashed. Here is what he told me about it himself: "My heart aches for the families of the truck driver who perished and for the man now struggling for his life. We who were on the train are shaken, but we will be fine. Life is precious and fragile. Every day is a blessing. Please hug your kids and loved ones every chance you get." -Congressman Bruce Poliquin (ME-02)